Why do we even have that lever?

Go that way very fast. If something gets in your way, turn

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everyoneinthetardis:

weareimmunetobullets:

moochiethinks:

agnesandcecilia:

haaaaaaaaaaytham:

peterpayne:

According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.

this is exactly what breakfast in america is like

um, excuse u but we dont put our breakfast on multiple plates like little wieners.  if theres no room on our breakfast plate, we put our breakfast on top of other breakfast.  usa usa

This is totally ridiculous.
The coffee is way too small, it’s short at least 1 egg, there’s no jam for the toast, & the gun doesn’t have the fork attachment.
This breakfast is unacceptable. The USA has spoken.

I see no sausage link train around the bacon mound, and that handgun? Are you kidding me? Americans don’t eat with handguns at the table, I am highly offended by your lack of faith in the American people. Breakfast is time for a morning AR-15, we only bring handguns for special, proper occasions.
And a breakfast without Obama-O’s? No taste.
I’m not going to even mention the lack of American Eagle standing at attention with the daily paper.
'Murrika

This is totally stupid.
Where are the pancakes?

everyoneinthetardis:

weareimmunetobullets:

moochiethinks:

agnesandcecilia:

haaaaaaaaaaytham:

peterpayne:

According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.

this is exactly what breakfast in america is like

um, excuse u but we dont put our breakfast on multiple plates like little wieners.  if theres no room on our breakfast plate, we put our breakfast on top of other breakfast.  usa usa

This is totally ridiculous.

The coffee is way too small, it’s short at least 1 egg, there’s no jam for the toast, & the gun doesn’t have the fork attachment.

This breakfast is unacceptable. The USA has spoken.

I see no sausage link train around the bacon mound, and that handgun? Are you kidding me? Americans don’t eat with handguns at the table, I am highly offended by your lack of faith in the American people. Breakfast is time for a morning AR-15, we only bring handguns for special, proper occasions.

And a breakfast without Obama-O’s? No taste.

I’m not going to even mention the lack of American Eagle standing at attention with the daily paper.

'Murrika

This is totally stupid.

Where are the pancakes?

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ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

 (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

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jaclcfrost:

faygofuckyourself:

jaclcfrost:

if magic isn’t real then how do you explain

image

It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate

no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand

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