Posts tagged teen wolf
Posts tagged teen wolf
For all the people who, like me, have not seen this week’s episode yet, here is the Teen Wolf drinking game my brother and I invented last night. Drink whenever:
- Someone takes off their shirt.
- Jackson is angry for no discernable reason. (DOUBLE if he’s angrily playing lacrosse by himself.)
- DOUBLE if any of the above happens outdoors, at night.
- Derek moonwalks into the shadows.
- Anyone hits on Danny.
- An important scene takes place in the boys’ locker room. (DOUBLE if it’s at night.)
- You see a minor character who is SUPPOSEDLY a highschool student but is clearly a 26-year-old Abercrombie & Fitch model in real life.
- Derek says “I’M THE ALPHA”.
- Erica starts talking in Sexy Evil Cliches and you’re like, “oh, honey”.
- Allison’s mother does something that indicates she’s the worst mother in the history of ever.
- Lydia is smarter than everyone else in the room.
- 25-year-old accused murderer Derek Hale is on school property but nobody seems to notice and/or care.
Drink your WHOLE drink if Derek ever has a facial expression that ISN’T a frown or a snarl.
Some additional rules that I rejected on the grounds that you’d be wasted within five minutes: Drink whenever…
- Stiles’ mouth is open.
- Stiles pratfalls.
- Stiles is a good mum.
- Scott says or does something so mindblowingly stupid that you’re almost impressed.
- There’s usage of cheesy horror movie tropes, ie people wandering around dark buildings at night and using torches/flashlights instead of switching the actual lights on.
- The Sheriff’s Department and/or the general public are willing to believe some incredibly weak explanation for a crime committed by a supernatural creature, ie an “animal attack”.
- There’s a close-up of a woman wearing way too much lipgloss.
- Anyone Blue Steels directly into the camera.
Favorite Quotes → Peter Hale (2x12)
I wanted to put a frowny face at the end of the second one but why ruin this perfection.
my teen wolf headcanon: every student at beacon hills knows scott’s a werewolf because stiles and scott don’t know how to lower their voices but they feel sorry for them so they don’t tell anyone else
Are you okay? You didn’t answer my texts all week. I’m getting worried about you.
Teen Wolf, S02E10: A Summary.
For those who missed and want to catch up in time for tonight’s ep, courtesy of the hilarious Sarah Rees Brennan.
IS MYTH A KIND OF YOGURT.
is there a word for the opposite of gay panic? gay calm? Scott McCall is a perpetual pure clear well of gay calm.
favourite little teen wolf things: Greenberg
Lahey! Seriously, what the hell is your problem?
YOU ARE PERFECT AND MADE OF KITTENS AND RAINBOWS AND MAY NOTHING EVER HURT YOU, ISAAC LAHEY. YOU’VE BEEN HURT ENOUGH, ALREADY. ALL I WANT FOR YOU IS TO LIVE AND LOVE AND SMILE. JUST.
BE SAFE, KID. MAKE IT THROUGH THE FINALE. *HOLDS YOUR HAND*