hellotailor:

For all the people who, like me, have not seen this week’s episode yet, here is the Teen Wolf drinking game my brother and I invented last night. Drink whenever:

• Someone takes off their shirt.
• Jackson is angry for no discernable reason. (DOUBLE if he’s angrily playing lacrosse by himself.)
• DOUBLE if any of the above happens outdoors, at night.
• Derek moonwalks into the shadows.
• Anyone hits on Danny. 
• An important scene takes place in the boys’ locker room. (DOUBLE if it’s at night.) 
• You see a minor character who is SUPPOSEDLY a highschool student but is clearly a 26-year-old Abercrombie & Fitch model in real life.
• Derek says “I’M THE ALPHA”.
• Erica starts talking in Sexy Evil Cliches and you’re like, “oh, honey”.
• Allison’s mother does something that indicates she’s the worst mother in the history of ever.
• Lydia is smarter than everyone else in the room.
• 25-year-old accused murderer Derek Hale is on school property but nobody seems to notice and/or care.

Drink your WHOLE drink if Derek ever has a facial expression that ISN’T a frown or a snarl.

Some additional rules that I rejected on the grounds that you’d be wasted within five minutes: Drink whenever…

• Lacrosse.
• Stiles’ mouth is open.
• Stiles pratfalls. 
• Stiles is a good mum.
• Scott says or does something so mindblowingly stupid that you’re almost impressed.
• There’s usage of cheesy horror movie tropes, ie people wandering around dark buildings at night and using torches/flashlights instead of switching the actual lights on.
• The Sheriff’s Department and/or the general public are willing to believe some incredibly weak explanation for a crime committed by a supernatural creature, ie an “animal attack”. 
• There’s a close-up of a woman wearing way too much lipgloss.
• Anyone Blue Steels directly into the camera.

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eveningowl:

#like do they plan this #did they sit out in the car before they came in like #ok wait outside and don’t come in until i say my line #and then you say all of us and like make sure it’s extra sassy #it’s gonna be great

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Favorite Quotes → Peter Hale (2x12)

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iridania:

no-more-virtuous: someone needs to make a version of this that’s like, the top one says “season one feels” and then gets tackled in the second one by “season two feels”.

I wanted to put a frowny face at the end of the second one but why ruin this perfection.

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Are you okay? You didn’t answer my texts all week. I’m getting worried about you.

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ladyw1nter:

Teen Wolf, S02E10: A Summary.

For those who missed and want to catch up in time for tonight’s ep, courtesy of the hilarious Sarah Rees Brennan. 

IS MYTH A KIND OF YOGURT.

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warmbrightwings:

thanbooksmightmean:

this mother

is there a word for the opposite of gay panic?  gay calm?  Scott McCall is a perpetual pure clear well of gay calm.

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favourite little teen wolf things: Greenberg

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saucefactory:

YOU ARE PERFECT AND MADE OF KITTENS AND RAINBOWS AND MAY NOTHING EVER HURT YOU, ISAAC LAHEY. YOU’VE BEEN HURT ENOUGH, ALREADY. ALL I WANT FOR YOU IS TO LIVE AND LOVE AND SMILE. JUST.

BE SAFE, KID. MAKE IT THROUGH THE FINALE. *HOLDS YOUR HAND*

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